This is rich: I am trying to send Google a DMCA takedown notice for my 
own content. In order to send a notice directly to Google, one must 
have a Google Account (which is a hard "no").

The US Copyright Office allows one to search for the designated 
recipients of DMCA notices 
(https://dmca.copyright.gov/osp/search.html), which unfortunately 
requires JavaScript, and results in an "Internal Service Error" when 
trying to perform a search. 

Because the federal government is shut down, I don't believe I can 
contact the agency, so I have no recourse. This is another prime 
example of bullshit. I just want to remove my content from Google, but 
am unable due to factors completely outside my control. This is not 
freedom.